231 - The Terminal
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The Importance of Procrastination
TSA representative Martin McCaffrey has just held a press conference calling for air travelers to plan for long lines at airport security. Not all of the computers are networked properly, and most importantly they all forgot the new terminal was opening today. Ask your doctor what he's doing with that hook. Stop taking Taxlidrill if you can no longer see birds. It's got nothing to do with ants, but I will say it's still in the arthropod phylum.
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