"It's bat man is bat man. This is an argument like gun cantrol, whether hes a superir a vigilate or whatever, or yo yoo." "If only one bat man came out with michael douglas, and there's never been a bat man, two bat man jokes now would be lame," he says. 'This just seems more like a cheat than anything else,' the actor adds. "'I'm sorry that i keep this fuckin train running, you piece of fuck an shit' ... I don't think that would be the case,'" Simon responds.