The Impossibility of Movement in the Mind of Someone Stuck

A man drove a stolen truck into a rave whilst Fat Boy Slim was DJing. Limp Biscuit is in fact Liz Truss's Secret Service code name. The trucks are taking part in a day-minherst art installation piece on the M20. As a nation we should be feeding more puppies to more sharks, says Jamie Oliver. But what two words did he actually say? Who wants to take first go this Lucy?