Dijon Mustard

There's a real thing where lots of rappers, like from about the early noughties, they started mentioning mustard. Do you know...not rap, but have you heard of DJ Mustard? No. Is it a joke about Dijon? Well, why do you think he's calledDJ Mustard? Because Dijon contains Dijon. Oh, no. He's his keepers mustard. That's a great work ethic. The Greeks would use it medically. They would rub it on the chest for bronchitis. Pythagoras took it against scorpion stings. And my friend Ed said that his dad used to put it on his horse's legs.