'King', a Fucking Letter From My Dad

The author recently raided his father's office to find a typewritten letter. In the upper left hand corner of the envelope there was one very familiar last name, that every murderino knows and loves. It said, stephen king himself typed te letter to my dad and then proceeded to sign the fucking letter. Like a true legend, he wished my dad well and stated that he would keep my dad's store in mind if he decided to go on a book tour for the release of any of his upcoming novels.