Piff the Magic Dragon Solders Rubik's Cube

Jared and the Trump kids sank deeper and deeper into a very deep, very dark despondency. They huddled in Ivanka's West Wing office to compare notes. Jared was too busy monitoring his father-in-law's tweets to defend her. He went after Piff the Magic Dragon instead of Steve Missfire. The President had called so he could tweet out vicious critiques of various acts.