Reet Milky River (with guest correspondent Rob Auton)
Northern News
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How to Message a Woman
Ian came close to messaging her on Instagram. But then he realised basically the subtext of what a masquer is. He was looking and researching to see if there's any shortbread. And it doesn't look like she is. So in his search for enjoying things physically, he went to a place where you go in and another human stretches you. The first thing they do is they get one of these guns, like massage guns. Have you seen it where the thing comes out and in rather than like side to side? Yeah. Ian, it was agony and I was layered on my front. Back of your legs on D-bomb is like quite sensitive, really.
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