What's the Oldest Sport?

UFC is probably the oldest sport. Sport was born out of activities that were probably life or death back in the day. We have these docile brains, and we've been brainwashed by five people. These herbivore men. By five Jews. That's my favorite new term, herbivoreMen. Bro you're emitting some Herbivore energy now. I'm a charnomer right now. Oh God there's such a better word than "permabores" You can't like relish fights or enjoy masculinity as much as those guys on this podcast do. They just don't want to fight each other. It's either sex or violence. Well, now we have