The Ultimate Proof of God Dot Dot Commonsense

John is from Canada and says he has the ultimate proof of God dot dot dot common sense. John: I don't want to exist so therefore, the world is the one that's definitely existed. Therefore, universe creating pixies, you Louvatar. He also believes rubber bands when plucked in the right order create a harmonious song that resonates with crystals. None of these things logically follow, but perhaps you can connect the dots and I'm missing it. How do you think all this came from? Like a book. Slow iterative changes over the course of billions of years.