How to Fuck a Bird Creature

A small bird creature emerges from the brush and attempts to bite Bo. The Snitch manages to beat its jaw out of the way, but it doesn't have an action to strike on a fortune link. It is going to attempt to swing around and swing its tail in its direction. Oh! No! What if it's a... Natural one! Yay! That's fucking lucky. A two. Are you fucking serious? Yeah! Sorry. I love this clarinet. All right, three. Three whole damage, woo. So, yeah. Apparently.