The Anti-Surprise Juice

Wilbur Glenn Valiva tried to get all of his followers back on his side by hosting the annual Zion passion play starting in 1935. A disgruntled employee took away the venue in 1937 by burning down Valiva's church. The idea of the flat earth would died with voleva but just a couple decades later a British man named Samuel Shinton picked it up and ran with itAll right so for him everything began with an idea yeah if the earth was round and constantly spinning then logically it followed that a contraption could be built that flies straight up into the sky  and lets the earth do the traveling for it okay now listen kissle I see the look on your face if you if