Do You Smuggle Gold Up Your Butt?

i would think lan a telegram of gold thaf be sot would also cas rom. I get to think there's a better way to smuggle gold than up your butt. An one was a two kilogram dumb bell ah that someonea stuck up there their but which was also stopped at the airport. You don't smuggle a dumbell. That's like a prank on the airport. Or maybe, maybe just they went to the hospital. It might not have been an airport thing. But neither way, i was ok.