How to Say All the Polite Things When You Go to a Foreign Place

In Chicago, I did a gig with Lucha Vavoom and they took me to a club that was run by these giant Eastern European guys who hated my guts on site. They were either Serbian or Croatian but you can't guess wrong on that one. Greg has a little piece of paper and he writes down all the pleases and thank yous. And you don't have to know everything when you travel to a foreign place. If you walk in, you go, Duh, Dubbradon. And they go like, Dovia,. And they freak out.