The Return of East Anglia to India

Zoltzmann Musk is back in the UK to negotiate the return of East Anglia to India. New research suggests was taken by the East India Company in 1742 from Bengal, towed back to Britain by a squadron of special boats and attached to the English mainland using special ties fashioned out of Indian rubber. Zoltzmann: "I didn't want to be in London this time but I had to rush here because it was announced that we're in a new geological epoch"