The Seven Commandments of Animalism

Pigs who had been slowly teaching themselves to read wrote out seven commandments of animalism in large letters on the wall of the shed. The animals then did a victory lap and burnt all the whips and other implements of control that the farmers had. To write this the pigs have to balance on a ladder and use a paintbrush, which is quite cute to imagine Let's just think about that for a second. No animal shall wear clothes Number four no animal shall sleep in a bed Number five no animal shall drink alcohol Number six no animal shall kill any other animal Number seven all animals are equal.