I Haladin Devout, Yes, You're a Paladin.

Eustace, do you hear how dumb that name sounds? Paladin. It sounds like something he'd used to scoop up lazania with. No, pat paladin, forgive him. If paladin isn't my name, it's what i am. My friends call me dick. Ah da, get out of here. Dick goodheart, dick get hard. That's right. Dick get hard. There's no reason not to ask my name. I was playing a game. Have you everheard the game menies? You know menies? That fun foon game where whoever you come upon, you're terrible to them? Oh, fun. And, oh, that's