How to Befriend an Octopus

A professor kept an octopus in his living room for, I think, pretty much the octopus's entire lifespan like about a year and just interacted with it daily. So yeah, I would love to befriend an octopus, but their lifespans are a little bit short so it'd be kind of heartbreaking. It'd be like getting a dog and having it only last a year, just heartrending. Numbers! And by the way, thank you to Gennick Genname on the Discord, also to Jason Stash and other folks too for selecting this topic as you know supporters of this show.