Do You Want to Star in a Christmas Movie?

I'm working on a Christmas movie right now. And that's really fun because I'm writing it with my buddy and it's like a vehicle for me. It was so funny when I pitched it, we pitched it to the Russo brothers and to Michael Bay. The elves aren't too prominent in this particular film, but that might be better because then it's less of you. But... are they going to be onion-ed? What? Are they going to have shots with them? Yeah, of course. Oh, okay. You could play one of the elves. One of the elves's name is Tinker Toy. And all he does is run around and try and gnaw on