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You're tripping over yourself here standing there with your pants down where your ankles like a fucking moron It's take them off. Yeah, I guess it looks kind of stupid, right? Yeah, you're gonna trip and break your fucking head open Let me see again Mikey I'm telling you as God is my witness that is a great ass really yeah It's round and muscular. It's like a rock You know I bet I couldn't even fit my cock in your ass. That's how muscular it is I'm serious I can barely get the head of it in Oh, it's fucking rock hard and tight Oh, it's fucking tight as a drum Hey, man, what the hell what what man you just you just fuck me in the ass Yeah, but I'm not gay at nothing. I know that but what other people gonna think They're not gonna find out. Well, what did they do? Look you and I have the other ones with no we're not gonna tell anybody what if I accidentally tell someone? It's not gonna slip out What if I actually tell the word I'll make you deal if you try really hard and promise not to let it slip out I'll suck your cock There it is You know, it's crazy about that is um I I used to DJ at a strip club I talk about it all the goddamn time actually and There's a song that I used to play the strippers used to like call it's by remember the band Enigma Yeah, Enigma they're like spirits like Enya's like monks or something. Yes like yeah But it has like a hip-hop beat but there's like Gregorian chants and right like as romantic as you could flocking imagine It's super bitches would they want to they want to dance to that one in the the second song because the second song they get naked for a song They get that plus they were dancing to Enigma dude. Yeah, and all just like that is bizarre sounding But but there's what we do. There's a part. It's there's a part the song is called maya cool But let's see if you could I want to try to mix something this what I used to do I don't know if this is possible hip-hop, but as a strip club DJ. There's at two minutes and 45 seconds the hip-hop Gregorian dreamy music stops And there's like a little break and there all you hear is a girl like going Wait, that's mixed that's cut in that's not me. Yeah, no, no, that's in the song. No, no, that's in the song Yeah, the song Gregorian monks are these Yeah, yeah, so so it's a it's a at at two minutes 40 seconds of maya cool It breaks and then there's there's a there's a woman like breathing heavy like light Take a deep breath and relax. I don't know Is this my cool, but yeah, try going to 230 see what happens at 230 I Those sound very porno-y like cinema export I think this is my hold on let it just let it play this is a different mix that Yeah, this is this this sounds like a different mix, but I don't know if that's the right mix I'd have to go back and look at it. So in the actual song the music drops out But then there's a little break and there's a woman panting all like a romantically like she's making love I use at that point I used to mix in Joe and Brian Callan having Bucksacks I used to do that all the time. So everyone's expecting it to get quiet and romantic and so you hear There was there wasn't a time that I didn't play that song and then at that part that I didn't do that the managers Let me do it the girls would get pissed off with the managers. They want to hear simulated Mask fucking in there Strip club DJ they used to want to do a punchline and Sacramento. He's dummy like I Forgot about this those dudes are coming on their lunch break to have like basketball shorts on so got a shirt and tie and just basketball shorts Because they can like come in their pants from a lap dance That was what that was with the purpose of the the strip club wise Yeah, I was not worth it. I wish you could do that once they brought in Lap dances there all they were also called couch dances in the beginning.