I Reckon Dick Amd Wickham, Dick Darcy. Dicked Him Down. Oh, Dickes Him Down!

The first time we ever saw Wickham, the first thing we heard him say was to be a real, real prick. Elizabeth is shocked by these revelations and her opinion for darcy changes from dislike to utter contempt. But lizzie has made up her mind, mister darcy sucks, and he sucks hard. And we've got evidence, cause we heard him being quite rude about lizzie. I reckon dick amd wickham, dick darcy. Yom. Dicked him over. That's in my fan fiction, honestly. Dick him down. There's probably a fan fiction like that out there, if we were doing it. It's b