What Makes Cats So Special?

A semietitian from italy called paulo fabri rit, he started to look at a constant throughout human history. And one constant was the presence of cats. Cats only lived alongside humans and became interested in humans when we started the farm. So here's the tarred solution that semiticians presented as to how do you warn people in ten thousand years about nuclear waste that'll kill em, that they might dig up? This is the most fantastical, beautiful and interesting solution.