Those Board Apes That Were Once Owned by the Gay Guy From Cumtown

"This last week has been hell for me. I'm going to have to probably go on to the street pretty soon," he says. "Hopefully someone will find out that those are the board apes that were once owned by the gay guy from cumtown." He adds: "That'll, that'll really get my ass off the hook". 'I appreciate you guys being here'