The Nomenclature of Best Friends

According to a new study, it takes 200 hours to become best friends with someone. So we might not just be friends, Greg. We might be best friends. And I feel like you do not understand what the word best means. If you're in high school and you have like, oh, I have 10 best friends, you have no best friends. That's how this works. There's one. And then you have friends. The very concept of best friend is like a thing that children and students use as like a game where they're learning about and navigating the social world. But whatever I hear an adult talk about like, somebody's my BFF, I just always mentally mark