Crying preferences, cat litter, weight management, emergency contraceptives, and false lashes

This chapter discusses the longing for crying and the speaker's preference for a particular crying face. It includes sponsored ads for Pretty Litter, Noom, and Julie, as well as a promotion for Impress Falsies. The chapter also touches on a rumor about Ryan Seacrest and Bella Thorne's family replacing Keeping Up with the Kardashians.