The Brain of a Kid Who Died in a Car Crash

The brain belonged to a kid who died in a car crash. He was an organ donor but that legally meant his organs became property of the state. His family were told they weren't allowed to have their son's brain back. The incident caused a huge stink and the kids' family said that they were even going to sue the county and school district. But then word swept around town that they didn't get a dime. So what if we butchered your boy, suck it up. There's a special place in the dark recesses of the afterlife for that guy. I knew he deserved better.