John Cougar and the Cougar Melon Camps

We like your songs, but we're whante if you could change your name to johnny cougar ike. I actually like cougar stuff better now that he's not with john melon camp. We highly recommend losing melon camp e highly if you're going to lose one. John his liger and his excellent melon camps. His legal name is john cougar, and he actually married a woman named meloncamp. And he's super progressive. It's hyphenated. He's ta cougar doctor. Doctor cougar. Oh, i'm notf not sure about that decisio. But i really like tit when they split up.