The Prank Microscope

Whoever invented the microscope deftly invented a prank microscope that, like, you look through it and it's their butt. I also think probly the person who invented the telescope, when they saw somebody be like, i invented binocularsan, it's like, you just taped, that's two omine. You take two of mine together, you aatll. They're trinoclar trinoculars, one million dollars, please Patent office.