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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.
We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,
Your Mom’s House Ep. 813
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops
00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance!
00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG
00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update
00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame
00:34:04 - Prince Stories
00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic
00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters
00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay
00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible
00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy
00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW
00:53:14 - The French President Slap
00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh
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