One day a guy turned up with his mum who was a spa guide writer. So she was writing guidebooks about spars. And it turned out that we had people in common, friends in common. I'd never been to a spa before and went into the sauna by myself. It was very dark and I could just see lots of... Or a hammer, actually,. Like a Turkish bath, isn't it? Lots of steam coming out. As my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I saw there were two little candles illuminating. Well, I presumed must be the seat. Because it was so dark, I thought they would light up where you're supposed to sit. But no one