I'm Having a Porker of Mine to Night

New to the town and not knowing anybody. Asked neighbour where's best to go drinking round here. He named a couple of pubs where i was less likely to get stabbed. Then followed it up with, i'm having a porkenite of mine to night. If you play, you can come round. I had made my first friend. There was about eight of us. Every one was sound, the beer was flowing, and for some reason, a couple of the lads kept sniffing their door keys. Isn't anin bragge's put gansboroga. We'll ave droped yo key again. Is this mine? I say yes. 'm hard