I'm going to tell you a story, and then there's ther drinks and things afterward. So anyway, hello. Nice to meet you, some of you. Some of you i already know er as a teacher. I hope you find it entertaining. If you don't, that's fine, because free wine, ok? There will be free wine. Just remember that at all times. Oh, yes, there's free wine. Everything's fine. Maybe that's why some of you came in the first place. Yes,. so i've got my microphone on. A'md recording myself on my podcast. I do a podcast for learners of english. It's called luke's