How to Make Five Words Five Letters

I hate it when there's a group that is somehow convinced themselves they are the only people in the restaurant. If your thumbs aren't smoking as you text and then you're not going fast. There's no time to think about where you're writing. I'm never ever ever actually using the word ducking. And most of the time not shot either. Auto correct is such a ducking shot. It's a duck in piece of shot. Now we're finding ways to to make five words five letters.