The Test Pilot of Immortality

There is a blood test that is offered by a company called True Diagnostics LLC. It will assess your rate of aging, but looking at your genes and you're sending it to true blood. There's nothing shady about this. This guy is a hero. He's doing the brave thing that none of us will do. We're lubricating our slippery slope to death with ice cream. That's what we're doing. I'm enjoying my life. Enjoy your nut paste, bud.