The Beanbag Is There to Teach Us Patience

I always wanted attention in school, like to a sick degree. Did you ever look at how much attention that dead grandparent kid was getting? And did you ever like me hope? Or maybe even pray? Please kill one of my grandparents so I can get attention too. If you did, don't feel too bad. Yes, it's a super dark memory. So you were a little kid, so you probably still had like four grandparents. Is this too many? I don't know, I'm asking. Look god damn it.