Introduction

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. A guy called Adam Hamway, what a call him out personally by name, told me I need to do this on my own. So I thought I'd just have some booze and just try and wing this. But because this is my podium and I get to say anything I want because it's my show and nobody else is here,. I want to let you guys know, brutally, what the Real Vision team told me there would not be. No slash Bennington, no lovely Maggie, no paper handed Princess Elaine and no Niko, the voice of calm. We're not doing this for fun. Well, we kind of are