The Vice President's Opinion Ratings Are Tanking

Voters knew more about their vice president's taste in soft shoes than they did about any of her views, foreign or domestic. Her opinion ratings have been tanking even faster than his. In part this may be because she has been given the thankless task of trying to stop the flow of illegal migrants across the southern border. But it is also because she appears incapable of doing anything. Most of her top team have deserted in despair. Those who remain are said to be exasperated at the sheer disfunction of the vice president's office.