The Pros and Cons of Doggy Style

"I've never experienced such unsuccessful doggy style in my 21 years of fucking can't even keep it in find a rhythm or make me feel anything that I would remotely refer to as good this attempt is canceled in minutes but condoms," she writes. "By the grace of god and some evolutionary mechanism not unlike how a horny toad shoots blood out of its eyes when a predator attacks." She continues: "I just start involuntarily sobbing tears spewing from my face and I melt into a puddle on the bed oh no is this just too much for you being with someone you don't know very well?"

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