The Fucking Lady

"I've learned in the last like six months that when you actually dress nice, as much as your guy friends break your balls, fucking women love it," he says. "My white-threckled ass thinks that that's the move to make here." LeBron James should wear a pocket square instead of his usual suit and tie for this week's game against New York City on Thursday night. The NBA star is also expected to take part in next week's All-Star Game at Madison Square Garden.