Introduction

Russian state media has warned that the UK could be wiped off the map by a nuclear attack using an underwater robot drone. British sewage system blasted untreated shit into our coastal waters for more than 160,000 hours last year. Also joining us from a radioactive tsunami safe, 8th floor flat on a Helen Crystal Palace sensible planning is Andy Zoltzmann's quibbling sibling, Helen Zoltzman. If you read it backwards from San Francisco, it's NATO green. Shalom bitches.