You Post Poop Etiquette

Before you poop, I want you to light the candle. You should also crack a window if you can. Hit your pre flush in. Get it out of there and start the cleansing process. If you don't have pooperry, spray any of the air fresheners that you buy onto the toilet water. It will do the exact same thing. And when you're done, soak a rag in vodka, light it on fire, dispose it in the corner, burn that whole motherfucker down. Just vomit right at the door frame. Give it a worse smell. That's what I'm getting now. Did you learn these from your girlfriend? Rebecca. Excuse you.