Do You Want to Distract Yourself From Loneliness?

We'd have started some kind of collection of New Year's cards to send to this lonely man. We've not got a name for the person, which I think is only right and proper. But maybe we should set up a little kind of campaign to get people sending cards to this chap and we'll send it to the police. This should have my police pre-signal second. Because he's clearly not doing it for any kind of financial upside. He's just lonely, isn't he? Bless him. Laundly. What a society.