Footprints on the Pale

There is a group of chimpanzees in Zambia who were a blade of grass in their left ear as a fashion statement. A lot of young Americans first experience of sex was with an animal, according to the Kenzie report from the 50s. And that's what the wife should look for when she goes down to the barn to see if her husband's been... I'm sorry. Footprints on the Pale could just mean they were using it to climb onto the horse. It's a great country song title, isn't it?