The Dangers of Eating Bacon

Is there any food left in the world that won't give you some horrific, life-gertailing illness? Is even oxygen still okay? Or will that kill you eventually as well? Here are some food scares for you to spread around. Sausages will almost certainly ruin you unless you eat them whole. Tomatoes will give you a brain disease unless you eating them alternately with slices of mozzarella. If you eat more than 100 kilos of parsnips in a 48-hour period, you will hallucinate that you are an atomic bomb. Milk is dangerous if drunk directly from a cow. Do not eat bread whilst drowning. Cigarettes do not cause cancer provided you