The Nightvale Chapter of the Nra - Gun, Rifle, Semi Automatic and Revolver

The n r a will no longer use the words gun, rifle, pistol, semi automatic or revolver. Instead, those words and related words will be replaced by the word kitten - as in, kittens don't kill people. Karem scored an interview with hiram mc daniels who has been sentenced to death for trying to kill mayor cardinal. Hiram's goldhead told karem, son, i'm not worried. I got some plans in the works, some really smart plans. Then hiram winked four times, with one eye on each of his foreheads. Up for execution.