Bill Burr
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
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You Fuck an Cunt?
"I'm basically married the way i want to be married. I i've no intentions of leaving." "These divorce laws are focking ridiculousg focking ridiculous" 'You can blow the guy across the street. And i got to pay for your life when i got a move out of this house' "'Keep it crispy, mother focker.' Are you going to say, keep it crispy? You don't have to," he says. ''It's bull shi,. so how long have you been with your girl? Friend, eight years?'"
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