I Will Not Get With a Woman Unless Her Clint Is Tanned

Tucker Carlson is now doing a war on vice and by that he means vice news because he's pissed off about the piece that they put out on him. But then he's also selling this like, Patriot product, uh, MLM thing. And he's selling it by being like defeat communism and piss off the globalists by buying these products, get rich while pissing off the communists. The other funny thing about the Tucker Carlson documentary is just all the interjections from Tucker himself because it's like half of it. It's like a shirtless guy cutting down a tree with an axe and then it cuts back to like Tucker's studio and he's just sitting there in a