The Conspiracy of Yelp

There's always conspiracies about how you can like pay to get like all the special treatment from Yelp, but I feel like if that existed, Yelp would make their own page not look like a garbage fire. Yeah, we would get those calls a lot of people from Yelp calling and being like, I think they're impersonating Yelp. It's a good reason to not have a phone number. The people who write Yelp reviews are, hold on. Careful. Simple down.