I Have Bills to Pay. You Aren't Just a Vulture

Thomas Langford is known for his cross-country treks in search of missing and deceased persons. Most outlets hailed him as a hero, but there was a growing number who couldn't help but point out that he only searched for bodies with a monetary reward attached. To the delight of my critics, I didn't find a single missing person from 2018 to 2020. Over 25 trips and nothing to show for it. Even the news outlets that had hailed me as a hero just pointed and laughed as I tried to keep my head above water.