I'm in Here Everyday, Is She Making Me Self Conscious?

"Frozzled" is CNN Tech's weekly, offbeat look at stories trending on Twitter and Facebook. This week, Jarrett ponders the possibility of being John Malkovich in real life. "You may have been John Malkovich," he suggests to a student who asks him about his bookstore visits. He also says that if you're having trouble sleeping or just plain tired, try lying down with one hair sticking out from under your nose as though it was part of an elaborate joke.