The Archbishop of Canterbury's Small Boats Policy

The Archbishop of Canterbury described the government's small boats policy as morally unacceptable. He sent numerous Tory cabinet ministers and policy advisers dashing for the nearest dictionary to find out what these strange, outdated, arcane words might mean. I think they think Justin Wellby mones about their policies a lot, and so they don't take it as badly as they used to. The UK seems to be making ourselves so unappealing for anyone to live here that people won't come. So we power billions into Visit Austria. And then simultaneously we declare war with Austria.